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- 1. They insulate the closet where they're kept.
- 2. Stitching is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care.
- 3. You get to make friends when you visit your needlework shop.
- 4. You'll never find the fabric/pattern/fiber/notion again if you don't buy it NOW.
- 5. It helps support the economy. (It is our duty to support the cotton farmers, the sheep ranchers, the textile mills, the foreign trade exchange and our local shop).
- 6. It keeps without refrigeration, doesn't add calories and has no upkeep required ( you don't have to cook it, feed it, change it, wipe it's nose or walk it.)
- 7. It adds extra weight to the newer, lighter cars for traction on muddy, rainy roads.
- 8. It protects the horizontal areas of our house from dust.
- 9. It is not immoral, illegal, unethical or fattening.
- 10. BECAUSE WE ARE WORTH IT!
2 comments:
LOL I like it!
I love it!
The preventing dust part is my contribution to house cleaning!
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