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Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q & A & more!

• Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
• A: No, 35 children is enough.

• Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
• A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

• Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
• A: Childbirth.

• Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
• A: So what's your question?

• Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
• A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

• Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
• A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

• Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
• A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

• Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
• A: Yes, pregnancy.

• Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
• A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

• Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
• A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES" 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

• 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
• 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
• 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
• 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
• 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
• 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
• 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
• 8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
• 9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
• 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

• 10. Cats' facial expressions.
• 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours.
• 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
• 7. Fat clothes.
• 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
• 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
• 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
• 3. Eyelash curlers.
• 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :
1. OTHER WOMEN