There's a...

(very bad Scottish accent)...moose loose aboot this hoose! More specifically it's somewhere in our bedroom, and last night was under the bed. There's a roll of wrapping paper under there and it seemed to spend most of the night rustling it. Craig reckons it's been here for a few weeks, but last night was the first time I've heard it. And what a racket it made...it took me ages to get back to sleep as it was rustling just as I was dropping off again. Needless to say, Craig is going to be borrowing my Dad's mouse traps again today.